Become a politician,
For chances are, you’d never be proven guilty
All scams are charges by the opposition
to simply paint you filthy…
Where exactly is the fudge
is well known, even to the Judge
Proof’s get wiped out with a nudge
And the case simply refuses to budge
For their tribe
Zeroes have an allure
for which there happens to be no cure!!
Disclaimer – Any resemblance to any politician in your country of residence is purely intentional.