One-Liners that You can RELATE to!!

via Daily Prompt: Relate
Philosophy – The art of ruminating how good the tea would taste, if  and when prepared!!
Karma – An accounting software used by God and Satan to measure the Good deeds and bad of gullible earthlings!!
Society – A transformation platform to convert Humans into Robots
Lawyers – Through their words, lies the truth
Bankers– Folks who charge a banking fee on Zero as well…
Politicians – Folks who manage to sell their dreams…
God men – Selling Dreams about God, to make the masses feel special…
Public – The idiots who buy their dreams, thinking it to be real…
Priests – The ones who don’t have a clue about God… nor relate to HIM, but instill the fear of the Devil in the name of God!!
Spirituality – A desire in the unknown, after the known is screwed up BIG time
The Specialists – Folks who forget all about the nose, but specialize in the right nostril or left nostril
Sex – A fail proof mechanism for the future generation to be disappointed with the older generation.
Porn movies– Video editing Software at it’s very best…
Off beat(Art)Cinema – A Real Life presentation on Reel Life
A Casanova – Someone who makes Celibates Jealous
Respect – Often derived from the bank balance in today’s world…
Heroism – Hollywood saving the World after all other Nations having failed!!